♥Wednesday, March 25, 2009
8:17 PM
Bla bla Jokes~I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go, 'Why did I get this?,' you can be like, 'Oh, I'm dumb!' I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure!" and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it".Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. Doctor: When did you first notice this problem? Patient: What problem?Q: What is defference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?Teacher: No, of course not.Sam: Good, because i didn't do my homework.Q: What is yellow and smells like carrot??A: Bunny fart.Q: What is green and smells?A: Hulk's fart.Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?A: Becase he was a party pooper.A man receives a phone call from his doctor.The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. "What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked. No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account.Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter? Peter: I think you're pretty ugly. A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave....................